Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Westley Explains It All

Pensive

"God doesn't exist."

"How did you decide that?"

"God was in the time of the dinosaurs."

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"We should put all the animals on the moon, so no one can eat them."

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"Pie is not dessert."

"What about chocolate pie?"

"Chocolate pie is dessert."

"How do you know which pie is dessert and which isn't?"

"Only chocolate pie is dessert."

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"Are you more of a salty dog? I'm more of a candy man than a salty dog."

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"I'm going to the potty. Daddy, you're in charge 'til I get back."

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2 comments:

Sara said...

Ha, seems he has it all figured out. Smart guy!

Allison the Meep said...

HEH! I love these Westley quotes. Especially the salty dog one.

When Julian was 5, he told me he didn't believe in God, and that anyone who did was obviously stupid because God isn't real. But Santa is real. Santa comes to your house and gives you presents every year. What does God do? All these people pray to God, and he does nothing. At least Santa gives you stuff.