Musical Euphemisms

Elton John

'I want my "Rocket Man" in your "Tiny Dancer."'

Liz Phair

'I want your "Johnny Feelgood" in my "Polyester Bride."'

The Beatles

'I want my "Yellow Submarine" in your "Octopus's Garden."'

David Bowie

'I want your "Ziggy Stardust" in my "Suffragette City."'

Cyndi Lauper

'I want my "True Colors" in your "She Bop."'

Tori Amos

'I want your "Happy Phantom" in my "Raspberry Swirl."'

They Might Be Giants

'I want my "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" in your "Lucky Ball and Chain."'

Heart

'I want your "Barracuda" in my "Dreamboat Annie."'

Mike Doughty

'I want my "More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle" in your "Tremendous Brunettes."'

Belly

'I want your "Slow Dog" in my "Sweet Ride."'

The B-52s

'I want my "Rock Lobster" in your "Love Shack."'

Tanya Donelly

'I want your "Goat Girl" in my "Mysteries of the Unexplained."'

Bonnie Tyler

'I want my "Faster Than the Speed of Night" in your "Total Eclipse of the Heart."'

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

'I want your "Sugar Daddy" in my "Wicked Little Town."'

Pink Floyd

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Yes, this is what we do in bed instead of actually having sex.

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