I realize this won't be Fall Fashion so much as Fall Reality, but my hope is that it will be entertaining.
7:25 AM, post-workout —
Shoes, old and gross
Socks, Target
Sports Bra, Champion
Unitard (that I also slept in last night), American Apparel
Bra hanging on mirror, So classy!
9:00 AM, post-shower — (I could've taken a picture of myself in my towel, but I decided to spare you.)
Dress, American Apparel
OMG, my foot is inside a sheep, Ugg
Also, when I'm out and about with my hair pulled back, I often get asked about the accessory situation happening in my right ear.
14g 14K White Gold Captive Bead Rings, Had them for years, don't remember (Body Circle designs, maybe?)
8g Silicone Eyelets, Kaos Softwear
6g Stainless Steel Threaded Tunnels, Halftone Bodyworks
1. There are 10 of them.
2. Yes, they hurt.
3. No, they weren't done all at once.
4. There are just two holes in the other ear.
5. Originally, I just thought asymmetry was cool. Now I like the idea that one side of my body is strange and the other side is vaguely "normal." (Except that my tattoos are on that side. Whoops.)
11:10 AM —
Sweater, Thrifted
Necklace, Vintage, gifted
Skirt, Thrifted
Tights, A million years old (probably Target)
Boots, Nine West
Nail Polish, American Apparel "Poppy"
3:57 PM, time for some light cleaning —
"Uniform," Thrifted
Petticoat, Thrifted
Gloves, QFC
Fishnets, College
Shoes, JS by Jessica, thrifted
Cleaning solution, Trader Joe's
4:39 PM —
Tank, J. Crew, thrifted
Skirt, Same as above
Incidentally, whenever I wear bright lipstick, I always, without fail, think of Chelsea (who, sadly, isn't playing along this time, but has donned some of my favorite Summer/Fall/Anytime Fashion looks in the past).
6:40 PM, making dinner, getting ready for evening story time at the library —
Sweater, Leo & Nicole, thrifted
Jeans, Gap (fresh out of the dryer!)
Multi-neutral Flats, Thrifted
Kid, House of Üterus
10:57 PM —
T-shirt, Goodie Two Sleeves, thrifted
Star Wars Boxers, Rob's (worn at his request)
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More (actual) Fall Fashion here!
8 comments:
Okay, I'm seriously obsessed with the striped sweater, skirt, and boots combination. HOTNESS.
And it appears I am your biggest (and most eager) fan of all your fall fashion since I am consistently the first one to comment.
i like the quilt/duvet/whatever on your bed in the background.
i'm impressed you sleep in a unitard; i think that would drive me nuts.
your piercings are pretty awesome. =)
You are funny, and I like your workout gear!! So fun!! Your right ear is cool, and I love your read dress!
The boots are adorable and I love them with the teal skirt. I too am amazed you can sleep in a unitard; it would drive me crazy. And pointing out the bra on the bedpost was hysterical.
I snorted my san pelligrino out when I got to the maid outfit. . . you are my hero. That just won fashion week.
this is amazing. my outfits always morph throughout the day too!
"time for some light cleaning." hahahaha
AHHHH! The maid outfit killed me!! I so wasn't expecting that, and your expression is so perfect. Awesome to the kajillionth power.
There aren't enough Os in "OMG" to describe how OMG you are. Well played, baby.
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