Me: How old are you?
Westley: [lowering his eyes] But I shy.
Westley: I wike watermelon.
Me: What's your favorite thing to drink?
Westley: I fink it's water.
Me: What's your favorite kind of music?
Westley: I wike dancing.
Me: Do you know?
Westley: Yeah...but I shy again.
Me: What's your favorite movie?
Westley: I...wike...Shrek best.
Me: What thing do you like most to do?
Westley: I wike Shrek and Fiona and Donkey.
Me: What makes you happy?
Westley: I fink Shrek and Fiona and Donkey make me happy!
Me: What's your favorite animal?
Westley: I wike a giraffe!
Me: What's your favorite book?
Westley: Hmm...I wonder what my favowite book is...I wike Shrek book.
Me: Is everything about Shrek today?
Westley: Ev'ryfing is about Shrek and giraffes...and dragons and bees and panda bears. [beat] Mommy, sing a Fairy Godmother song [from Shrek II].
Me: I don't know all the words to that song.
As it just so happens, I do.
Happy Half-Birthday, sweet boy.